Written differently for a 60-year-old
The highlights are published in full. A/B batting order from any position. Ten men in uniform means all ten bat; nine means the opposition may choose to bat nine too. Run rule at twelve after five and a half or six complete, and once six are in the bank the game ends the moment the differential is met. No new inning after two hours forty-five. Doubleheaders are seven innings unless both managers agree otherwise. A pitcher pulled from the mound cannot return that inning but may re-enter to pitch once — and only one pitcher a game may do it. One intentional walk per team per game, no pitches thrown.
Then it changes with age. The 45+, 55+ and 60+ divisions get three courtesy runners instead of two, with the third reserved for the pitcher or catcher and staying with the position. Pitchers and catchers are exempt from running for anybody else. A designated man who runs anyway loses the privilege for the rest of the game — use it or lose it. And above 45, a courtesy runner may not attempt a straight steal of second or third. High Cheese keeps a league's rules beside its schedule and against its rosters, so six divisions with six sets of exceptions are applied by the fixture rather than remembered by the umpire.
Long Island MSBL/MABL in detail
- Six divisions from 18+ to 60+, forty-five ballparks, and an office with a phone number.
- Sunday mornings from 8:30, six divisions at once, across the whole island.
- USA Biscuits 20-0 in the 18+, and twelve tables across two seasons.
- USA Biscuits 18 Williston Park 2, and results filed by division and club.
- Biscuits, Blue Claws, Screaming Eagles, Wolfpack, Tides — named for towns from Massapequa to Glen Cove.
- Six leader categories offered behind each of twelve division-seasons.
- One Huntington Quad, Suite 3NO7, Melville, and 631-753-6725.
- Six divisions, a league office and a telephone number — and no published route in.
- Forty-five venues with addresses, from Adelphi to Zahn's Park, half of them turf.
- Three headlines: the store, the policies, and the rules highlights.
- No album or gallery.
- Nobody is thanked in public.
- Six divisions with tiebreakers published, and no bracket on the site.
- Two seasons on file across six divisions, and nothing before them.
- A league office at One Huntington Quad, a telephone number, and no contact table entries.
- Where and when are answered in enormous detail. What it costs is not.
- Lineup cards with full names and numbers, unique jerseys, league balls, and ID at the field.
- Sunday mornings and weeknights, with weeknight games cut to seven innings.
- A league store hosted by a uniform supplier in Melville.
- $270 a game if you forfeit, and two forfeits means expulsion.
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