Two for a win, one for a tie
The league states its standings rule outright: a win is two points, a tie is one, a loss is none, and the table is settled first on total points and then on winning percentage. That is the whole of the published rulebook.
It is also the most consequential rule a league can have, because it decides what a season rewards. Nothing else is published: no roster limits, no age minimum, no pitching restrictions, no time limit, though two ties in the current table say a time limit exists and is being applied.
High Cheese keeps a league's own rules beside its schedule, so the ones carried in people's heads are readable by the manager in his first season.
American United Baseball League in detail
- Seven clubs playing an American League in Miami, on a points table rather than a win column.
- Games played run from zero to nine across seven clubs, and no schedule is published.
- Miami Tiburones on top, and a table that ranks on points rather than percentage.
- No results page. The ties in the table are the only sign of how games end here.
- Seven clubs named, nobody on them.
- A stats table exists, is selectable by team, and has nothing in it.
- No officer, email or phone number is published.
- No form, no fee and no deadline published.
- Forty-three ballparks across Miami-Dade and Broward, with the addresses the league does not publish.
- No coverage, in a league with a real race in it.
- No album or gallery.
- Nobody is thanked in public.
- No postseason is published, in a league that seasons itself twice a year.
- The season selector reaches back through Fall 2025 and earlier.
- Nobody is listed as running it.
- The one thing answered is how the table is scored.
- No handbook, waiver or bylaws published.
- Named seasons, no dates: Fall 2025, Spring 2026, and more behind them.
- Nothing is for sale.
- No crew or assignor is named.
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