Every column, no numbers
Each club opens a full offensive sheet — average, games, starts, plate appearances, at-bats, runs, hits, doubles, triples, home runs, RBI, walks, strikeouts, hit by pitch, stolen bases, sacrifices, on-base, slugging, OPS — and the Brewers' totals row reads .000 across sixteen games. The standings page offers individual batting, fielding and pitching leaders plus the team equivalents; none carry entries.
A league scoring 222 runs in seventeen games is producing all of those numbers and none of them are being kept. Statistics on High Cheese fall out of the box score as it is entered and follow a player between clubs and seasons, so filling the table is a consequence of recording the game rather than a second job.
Fall River Independent Baseball in detail
- Six clubs, seven seasons on the books, and every single game at Chew Park.
- Sunday tripleheaders and 7:30 weeknights, all of it at Chew Park, with an iCal feed.
- Braves 15-1-1, Bandits four back, and a published tiebreaker order.
- Every result back to 2020, marked F for final and PPD when the weather won.
- Bandits, Braves, Brewers, Expos, Republic Dominican and RI 401s — and no player named.
- 950 Slade St., an address for the president, and a contact page that says nobody is entered.
- A full team, a core group, or one player on his own — all three welcome, by email.
- Chew Park, Laffyette Park, and no address given for either.
- No rulebook, and one rule published: Pct, then RD, then RA, then RF.
- One notice, and it is still advertising the 2025 season.
- A photo album section with no album in it.
- A sponsors page that reports no sponsors have been entered.
- Five playoff seasons recorded, and none for 2025 or 2026.
- Seven seasons on the books, 2020 to 2026, with playoffs through 2024.
- A president exists by email address; nobody is named.
- How to join and who is winning are answered. Cost, age and the field address are not.
- Form and handout pages exist; nothing is in them.
- Sundays and weeknights through August, with a subscription link for your phone.
- Nothing is for sale.
- The schedule has a column for them and it is empty on every game.
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