St. Boni Saints

Class B baseball in Saint Bonifacius, Minnesota

The St. Boni Saints are an amateur baseball club from Saint Bonifacius, Minnesota, playing Class B in the Crow River Valley North League under the Minnesota Baseball Association. They went 14-14-1 in 2026 under manager Jared Klahsen at Missile Park.

Missile Park. A Hennepin County city of about twenty-three hundred named its ballpark after a weapon, and the association records it without comment. There was a Nike missile site in this part of Minnesota during the Cold War, and the name has outlived both the site and the war.

Thirty-three classification points is near the top of Class B, level with Raymond and just below Nisswa and Delano.

Twenty-nine games and a record exactly level, with a tie in the middle of it, which is the most balanced season anywhere in this set.

The club shortens Saint Bonifacius to St. Boni, which is what everybody in Hennepin County calls it anyway.

Missile Park, named for a Cold War installation that has outlived both the site and the war. High Cheese gives St. Boni the page where somebody can finally say why.